gruntsmom:

writing-prompt-s:

Your kid calls you into their room one night, “There’s something under the bed.” You go down to check it out and upon inspection see your child under the bed and they whisper “I think theres a monster on the bed.”

“Knock it off and go to bed.” My children are twins. They’ve done this every day for a week. I’m tired.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

lord-wierdious:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

drownedduck:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

lawfulgoodness:

The “Dread Gazebo” is one of those inside jokes that everybody in the D&D/RPG community is supposed to know, but that makes it really hard to actually learn.  Everyone references it, but nobody actually tells the original story.  I played D&D for years before I got up the nerve to ask why everyone made jokes about gazebos.

Just in case any of my followers my be in the boat.  Here’s a link to the original story.

And here’s the story about the story.

DO NOT ANGER THE GAZEBO

the Dread Gazebo story has reached mythic proportions

Never was their a story of more woe

Than of D&D

and the Dread Gazebo

Let sleeping gazebo’s lie

DO NOT AWAKEN THEM