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the-real-seebs:

beldaran:

Updates from PAX East

The Hate is the Hobby: How Did We Get Here?

It’s about mostly Tumblr and Facebook and how people have made online hatred a hobby. It’s super interesting.

holy shit

this is the best thing ever

read all your anon hate in the kermit the frog voice

do it. do it now. do it always. holy shit guys this is the best thing ever.

magicastrology:

thenatalchart:

fleurilie:

anyone: *says something bordering affection but really is just being polite*
me, a loving fool: 😫❤️❤️❤️❤️💋💋💖💖💖💖💖😍😍😍😍😍😍😍I📢📢📢LOVE📢📢📢❤️❤️❤️📢📢YOU📢💓💕📢💖📢📢 WITH📢📢💋💋🔥💕📢📢📢EVERY📢📢💘💘💝📢💝📢📢📢OUNCE📢📢📢😫😫💓📢💓📢💓📢📢OF MY 📢💖💘😍📢BEING📢❤️📢💘📢💕📢💋📢💜📢

this is why people always think the air signs are flirting

anyone being polite: taurus, gemini, virgo, libra, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius

me, a loving fool: aries, cancer, leo, also libra, sagittarius, pisces

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anarcho-individualist:

lucidnee:

sexthongsandbuddah:

samuraichampu:

lucidnee:

envymyblackness:

skyakafreckles:

lucidnee:

doctor-space-hoe:

lucidnee:

Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

Source?

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

Patrick was cold for that

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

real friends……how many of us?

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

Patrick has no self awareness.

what about when his slug wanted to be friends with patrick and he just ditched spongebob and clowned on him for it

When they were raising the clam together and Patrick kept leavin spongebob all day with the baby so he could watch tv smh

When patrick made spongebob believe he was ugly when he just had some bad breath

Wasn’t Patrick the one that ditched Spongebob in the advanced darkness at the bottom of the sea?

we’re pulling out the receipts tonight

sporty-cus:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I ordered Jimmy Johns and it took the delivery man 5 minutes and 1 second to bring me my food and he showed up with a katana and my sandwich and said “I’m so sorry, I’ve gone over my time promise, please, dispose of me, I am worthless” and handed me the katana and I was like “yo what, I don’t care dude, go back to your work it’s fine” and he was like “THEN BOSS WILL DISPOSE OF ME YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I BROKE THE PROMISE” and then cops showed up and started shooting at him and was like “YOU’RE TOO KIND LADY, HE MUST DIE, ITS A LAW.” and then one cop started swinging the katana at his neck then I woke up

Source name. Keep forgetting to look at source names

cannedcream:

nickyvmlp:

baedesu:

zerotheduke:

furiouslyfeminist:

blxxdfae:

i dont think american filmmakers realise how huge london is, because sure you have the london eye and houses of parliament but when you say ‘london has fallen’ what??? so the nandos in catford is in flames? the tesco in peckham has descended into chaos? wtf??

We have states bigger than your entire country

ur largest city

london

Oh…. honey….honey no

I’m about to blow everyone’s got damn mind.

Not a metropolitan area, just fucking Jacksonville.