This motherfucker sat on this account for two fucking years waiting to make this joke and all I can think about is how long they must have agonized thinking of the best way to deliver the punchline that they would only have one shot in their life at doing.
(in reference to the continents) “yeah it broke apart, don’t worry about it, happens all the time” same
“sweet dank valley"
“whoops half of Europe just died"
“wait! said Christopher Columbus probably smoking crack"
“damn, said amsterdam” *moment of silence to let the viewer think about that*
“you could make a religion out of that”
‘let’s overthrow the palace’ said robespierre, cutting everyone’s head off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off- you could make a relig-no don’t “
The best part about that last one is that Robespierre actually did make a religion, the Cult of the Supreme Being, which was France’s official religion for about three months before someone got mad and cut his head off.
How could you forget
*loud rumbling sound* HOT
“Don’t worry about Rome, it won’t fall”
“That’s bullshit. This whole thing is bullshit. That’s a scam. Fuck the Church. Here’s 95 reasons why.”
Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst.
IT DOESN’T HELP THAT THOSE ARE POSSUMS WHO ALSO HAVE TERRIBLE EYESIGHT. XD SO BOTH CREATURES DIDN’T REALIZE WHAT WAS WHAT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE I’M DYING.
everyone in this forest is so confused and I love them
just moving along like everyone else 