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Haizaki: You know, my dick has a lot in common with the sun.
Aomine: Why? Because nobody likes looking at it directly?
Kise: It gives people cancer?
Kuroko: It’s going to die someday?
Momoi: It rises at the crack of dawn?
Murasakibara: It disappears at night?
Akashi: Direct exposure to it often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?
Midorima: It needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
Nijimura: Nobody will ever touch it?