can u imagine sam wilson growing up having to do the captain america challenge every goddamned year in PE and then all of a sudden he’s in his early 30s and he’s in an actual race with actual steve rogers?
u know his inner monologue was half “mmm tight tshirt” and half “twenty years later and this bitch is still making me run???????????????!!!!!”
Sam: come on Sam. You didn’t fail P.E. and you can’t fail now! You WILL outrun this asshole, even if he is fine as hell!
The newest Captain America Challenge video goes out on IG and YouTube, and it starts with Steve in a ridiculous star-adorned tight t-shirt but he doesn’t get more than five words in before the Rock and the Falcon interrupt him and tell him he’s not allowed to issue challenges because he’s *bleep*ing superhuman. And so now it’s the Falcon Challenge, and the Rock is like, “Let’s go to work,”
And Sam and Dwayne do, with Steve cheering in the background. Sam is still going when Dwayne falls on his back, gasping, and there’s Steve’s voice behind the camera asking, “You all right?” and Dwayne is all, “Falcon, y’all. There’s a reason HE’S the superhero, goddamn.”
just moving along like everyone else 