had a dream last night that the Daleks got wind of the phrase “an apple a day keeps the Doctor away” and, y’know, took it literally. they built this massive fucking fortress out of fucking apples and just like chilled in there and Rose was like “doctor wot r u gonna do” and ten was just like “i’m not gonna do anything, maybe they’ll just sit quietly in their apple dome”
I remember all the Doctor Who fanfics I used to read where Rose often got badly stereotyped as a damsel in distress whom the Doctor had to swoop in and save and smooch but the way I remember Doctor Who 90% of their relationship was the Doctor just setting Rose loose on people who had done something to offend them and sitting back giggling in the corner as she shouted
This is the year five point five slash apple slash twenty-six. Five billion years in your future, and this is the day the Sun expands. Welcome to the end of the world.
I’m 40 minutes into this and this guy is not only ripping Sherlock to shreds but also stating pretty much why I’ve stopped watching Doctor Who and why his writing utterly sucks.