totalspiffage: If you’re going to space. You have to be prepared to fuck the aliens. Or like at least one person on your crew does I get that it’s not everyone’s thing. I’m just saying. Someone’s gotta do it.
starfleetrambo: leejean33: bea-the-hufflepanda: moriartyfortheevening: fandomsincluded: I will never not reblog this Accurate. This is the best post I’ve ever seen accurate Guys, OP here. Please stop deleting my captions. How are the rest supposed to know that the receptionist is Satan