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Ok but what if for Halloween Dex wears a bad blond wig and glasses and Nursey wears a white snapback and salmon shorts
OK but the best thing about that is that Ransom and Holster CANNOT figure out who they are in costume as, and it just gets funnier as the night goes on because they keep guessing wrong.
Okay but then as they get more drunk they start hyperbolically acting out scenes from Ransom and Holsters life and they keep getting more and more touchy feely and ridiculous as the night goes on.
Dex: Bro…Share a beer with me bro…
Nursey: Bro…I’m going to fucking cherish that beer with you bro..
Dex: I just..I need you to know that this is such a special fucking moment for me man…
Nursey: Bro…
Holster: Bro…Are they like….a Meme…or something?
Ransom: I don’t know man…Hey share a beer with me bro?
Holster: Wait.
all of the frogs summed up in one pic
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And the rest of the Year Two Kickstarter bookplates!
– Las Vegas Aces on a BOAT
– Jack and Bitty, a wee bit older
– Dex had to let Nursey know that last shot? Clutch!
– Nursey, the enlightener. And they didn’t even argue later.
– Frozen lakes and kisses
– Why Do Teenage Boys Do Dumb Stuff To Their Hair?
– A kiss for good luck
– The original OTP
I like the idea of Dex being totally oblivious and unaware of when people are flirting with him. Not because he would get too flustered or he’s bad at flirting (he’s actually pretty good when he wants to) but is like they have the worst timing ever whenever they try?
Like, he’s in the middle of working on this goddamn code or reviewing team plays or he’s trying, through text messages, to mediate between his siblings and his parents or something like that and obviously he’s not going to be to be too focused on when others are trying to get his attention.
But the rest of the team realize and they attempt to give a helping hand trying to get Dex to see but Bitty gets distracted by his phone (“Seriously, who are you texting to so much?” “N-no one!”) every 5 minutes, Ransom and Holster oversell it and Dex isn’t convinced at all on their matchmaking ways, Chowder sometimes rambles too much and misses the point and Nursey…
Nursey is jealous, okay? As much as he doesn’t want to admit it he is and a year or so ago he would have been happy helping Dex have a relationship but now he’s not happy about it and is actually terrified that someday someone will have the right timing and manage to get what he has been craving and aching for.
similar to how bitty has the tiny shorts that made jack miss a step on the porch, dex has a very well-fitting t-shirt that made nursey just fucking fall down the stairs
On April Fools Day the whole team dresses up as Dex.
Nursey waits until Dex is dressed and leaves the attic before texting everyone a description of what he’s wearing and imitating the outfit himself. As was the plan, Dex doesn’t notice at team breakfast that they’re all wearing red flannels over forest green t-shirts, despite the snickering coming from Chowder’s end of the table (Chowder, who is still wearing his Sharks hoodie under his Dex costume).
Over the course of the day, they add more and more “freckles” to their arms. Eventually the freckles start appearing on their faces. Nursey shows up to their biology gen ed COVERED in little Sharpie marks. Dex still doesn’t seem to notice.
They’re supposed to have a team dinner that night. There’s record attendance, and although he points this out, Dex still says nothing about his twenty-odd doppelgangers. Ransom, Holster, Lardo, Shitty, and Jack also show up wearing flannels and green t-shirts and covered in artificial freckles.
They’re all stuffed into the living room after dinner, and Dex goes to the bathroom. When he comes back, they’re all wearing truly ridiculous red wigs and staring at the doorway, waiting.
He’s looking at something on his phone when he walks in, and everybody just stares at him in silence as he makes his way over to his seat between Nursey and Tango.
He looks up. “Why is it so quiet in here all of a sudden?” he asks casually.
“Dex. Um. Babe.” Nursey gestures vaguely around the room.
Dex looks around at his teammates and his brows knit together. Nursey’s about to start laughing because /Oh, he finally got it!/ when Dex says, “What are you trying to tell me? I thought you were supposed to be good with words.”
Nursey sputters. “You don’t see…what we’re all wearing?”
Dex stares at him for a long time, a look of mild confusion on his face, until finally, he leans in close so that his lips are right by Nursey’s ear and says, completely deadpan, “April Fools.”
The Haus descends into chaos. Chowder starts babbling to himself. Ransom and Holster are jumping up and down, howling, “HOLY SHIT. BRO GOT US GOOD.” Jack and Bitty are looking at each other with eyebrows raised in surprise and amusement. Shitty has his face in his hands. Whiskey is laughing harder than anyone has ever seen him laugh. Tango looks confused. Lardo is the only one who claps. Nursey just blinks at Dex and the smirk on his lips.
Dex holds up his phone, open to the SMH group text. “You sent it to me, too, dumbass.”
Dex: Ugh, my hair color is so annoying, maybe I should dye it 
Nursey, in the midst of his 39th Ode To Fall: You will NOT
THEY’RE!!!!! BEST!!!!!! FRIENDS!!!!!!
okay i love nurseydex and i love enemies to lovers nurseydex and i love nurseydex being in love but! let’s talk about the stage in between
let’s talk about nursey and dex being best friends???
sending each other stupid memes and captioning them all “u” no matter what it is
lengthy philosophical middle of the night discussions when they stay together on roadies, talking about what they wanna do and what they think their place in the world is
watching those weird 3 am infomercials together and debating heatedly over what is more useful, the magic bullet blender or the shamwow
actually taking nice photos together very occasionally instead of just ugly ones zoomed in on like nursey’s left nostril or whatever
playfully messing up each other’s hair???
going hard af as a ping pong team at kegsters
trying to cook a fancy recipe and having to throw it all out and settle for ramen
“dude should i buy this shirt? do i look good in it?” “well nothing’s gonna fix that face but it’s a nice shirt”
making fun of each other’s regional accents (except they accidentally pick up a bit of the other’s accent after a while oops)
acting deeply personally offended when the other hasn’t watched one of their favorite movies and forcing them watch it
automatic backup singer??? (nursey: i be UP in the GYM just working on my fitness he’s my witness/dex: ooEEE)
idk they’re best friends man!!! they’re best friends
just moving along like everyone else 