descriptions of the blogger they wish weren’t so accurate – Page 14

halalbarbie:

when someone talks about their plans for the future for 5 seconds and i realise everyone around me has a rough idea where their life is going whilst im kind of just floating in the space-time continuum with no discernible goals or ambition

sexaulity:

writeasrayne:

sexaulity:

Is This Actually Funny or Am I Just Sleep Deprived? A novel by me

Chances Are It’s Not, But At Least I’m Happy. The sequel.

…this was such a wholesome addition….thank u

maurypovichofficial:

I hope adding unnecessary question marks culture never ends because like??????? I really love it

Mihashi, mentally: ok Do Not tell these people you hardly know Everything about you
Mihashi: so anyway wanna hear, in extensive detail, how fucked up i am

earthdad:

*prays to my mcgod* lord give me strength to not mcfreakin lose it

inkskinned:

me: today is going really well and i don’t trust it
some shit: *starts happening*
me: ah there it is. the Fuckening™

aarya:

Me: I like this character

*sees they are disrespected and unloved by the fandom*

Me: This character is the love of my life and light of my soul the only happiness in this cruel world they are my favourite character of all time my child whom I must protect I love them so fucking much I-

alunaes:

I have a bad habit of fantasizing at any and every possible moment I’ll start fantasizing mid conversation or while I’m reading a book or watching a movie I just shut down completely and fantasize for as long as I can in order to keep myself excited

roachpatrol:

sunshinespectre:

I hate when people turn ~gullibility~ into a joke because….listen, my grip on reality is not that great. I am constantly questioning my perceptions. If you tell me something, I’ll probably assume it’s true because you must know better than me

also, don’t lie to people for fun. that’s a you problem.