dracomalfoyofficial:

today @ lunch i was sitting w/ a bunch of my kindergarteners and they started to discuss what each other’s “deepest fears” were. one said “being killed” and the other said “loving people.” i was like y’all…….you didn’t have to be that honest

Me: I don’t have the energy for this
Someone: For what?
Me: *gestures vaguely*

thenameiskorra:

No conversational skills, we say awkward things then panic about it for the rest of the week like men

kitfisto:

rickyskaggs:

kitfisto:

hey guys, let us all learn, to manage our emotions

no

i know i made the post but mood

xenosagaepisodeone:

mgs3:

this is the greatest mood imaginable

her eyes convey that she has just witnessed an incredible traumatizing horror but her body language conveys that it is a normal but still somewhat disorienting occurrence for her

bisexualdanhowell:

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

prozdvoices:

every time i see a license plate from another state

flirting-with-psychology:

just-shower-thoughts:

Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.

College is when you’re afraid of both

me typing

royhvrper:

yikes

random capitals for Emphasis

double,, comma

™

unnecessary… elipses

ing but spelled ign

switching to all caps in the midDLE OF A WORD

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

‘you’ and ‘u’ in the same sentence

five (5)

y’all

lol

grammar is either horrible or perfect flip a coin

no periods at the end

:’’’’’’))))))))))))

foxnonny:

asspostate:

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life