descriptions of the blogger they wish weren’t so accurate – Page 12

my brain, after i overshare again : good fucking job ! how are we gonna be a cryptid now

Google Chrome, my pathetic lackey, cringing in the doorway: are you sure you want to restore 27 tabs?
Me, leaping up from my gem-encrusted throne: you DARE to question me?!

inkskinned:

Me: we might find the required activity annoying or unpleasant but it is vastly less unpleasant than the ramifications of failing to perform said activity
my brain: we’re not gonna do it
me: literally you are not understanding, failure to do this very small although annoying task will ruin us and –
my brain, slamming pots and pans together: WE ARE NOT GONNA DO IT

gemdervoid:

tfw u see a tag yourself meme but dont relate to any of the choices

mood

badn00b:

mood

riskyshitness:

lifehackhealth:

cold water vs hot water showers!

Even if the hot shower collumn just said ‘death’ I still wouldnt take a cold shower

jodiefoster:

me @ me 24/7: are we really doing this rn

billykaplxn:

Too depressed to be awake? Not depressed enough for a Depression Nap™? Welcome to Existential Crisis Wrapped in Blanket!

Abe: You alright, Mihashi?
Mihashi: Hm..? Oh, sure, I just need a moment to compose myself after a crisis.
Mihashi: *breathes deeply*
Mihashi: *collapses*