“Contrary to all appearances, Rose Lalonde does not, in fact, have her shit together. Her shit is rarely even all on the same continent. Rose Lalonde’s shit is, if anything, like the Chaos Emeralds. You gather it, it powers your doomsday device or saves the world, and then they shoot off somewhere into the void. Elusive cryptids like Mothman and Bigfoot have nothing on Rose Lalonde’s shit.”
Jake probably: Well comparatively speaking rose seems to have her metaphorical marbles organized.
John, thinking of Grimdark mode: well…
Jade, recalling Rose blowing up her second gate:
Dave, having spent three years watching Rose descending into drunken stupor: yikes
legend says that if you gather together all of rose lalonde’s shit in one place, it can summon the great dragon shenron to grant one wish
Dave probably: i wish my family would stop being so fucking extra
this is an unapologetically self-indulgent johndavekat AU I’ve been developing with @auxanges, where dave and karkat are competing to become the knight to a certain heir to the throne. who will win john’s heart? dave?? karkat??? both???? (the answer is both)
@auxanges is writing a fic based on the concept so there will probably be more content related to this cheesy as fuck AU soon
just moving along like everyone else 