squided: cookiekat130: tealrezi: I had a dream that obama was smoking a cig then turned to me and said “I pity the fool that lives like you” you got one of those Dream Obama Quotes I’m so jealous reblog to get your own dream Obama quote in the relatively near future
pokemon-diamond-version: pokemon-diamond-version: captainsnoop: the fact that obama got called in on jury duty is hilarious. imagine you’re in court on some petty misdemeanor like a traffic violation and fuckin obama is there in the jury imagine if obama pronounced you guilty it’d be the living embodiment of this meme