Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves
Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?
Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply
“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”
(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)
avengers infinity war is the same as homestuck game over. i dont know how. it just is
it’s because everyone just fucking died with no warning and when it’s all over and you see the death count and see these characters you thought were invincible and thought ‘well they can’t die they’re the main characters/our heros!’ but they did. and you’re left with just that. the high death count in characters you thought were invincible, and at the end when there’s no resolution or happy conclusion or anything on wrapping what just happened up you’re left speechless and wondering: what the fuck happens now.
just moving along like everyone else 