y’all… tangerines, clementines, and mandarins are all types of oranges. “no its a mandarin” “no theyre clementines” “no theyre tangerines” like. you’re trying to correct something by narrowing down instead. “im eating a steak for dinner” “um im pretty sure thats a T-bone” like. congratulations. you narrowed it down. also a tangerine is a type of mandarin orange funny enough, i could be wrong tho.
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Okay but they taste different???? Same thing with apples Gala apples are a disgrace red delicious is the shit
they certainly do taste different, among other differences, thus the distinction. but you can’t say a square isn’t a rectangle without being wrong.
ok but in the spirit of the op’s blog, gala apples are vastly superior to red delicious apples, as are basically every single apple ever, because red delicious apples are bullshit
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! let the hate flow through you.
Tag: apples
lv70:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
Red delicious apples being named ‘delicious’ is one of the biggest deceptions of the human race.
Omg I hit the reblog button so fast
i feel this on a spiritual level.
They were, at one time, delicious, but some fuck-up, let’s call him George, came along.
George decided the red delicious apples weren’t “red” enough, so he started to breed them so they became more red; however, as he did that, the delicious flavor was also bred out, but everyone thought they were better because they had a more consistent color.
They used to be delicious but not red, and now they are red but not delicious.
🤔🤔
I had a feeling they used to taste a lot better than they do now. Stupid humans screwing with everythingWhy is my name always used for bad shit 😦
But seriously, just eat Red Gala apples
or Pink Ladies
Ew. Eat honeycrisps. Love yourselves.
Fuck that Granny Smiths are where it’s at.
Granny Smiths are a crock of shit
YOU COME IN TO MY HOUSE AND YOU INSULT PIEMAKING APPLES. WITHOUT GRANNY SMITH YOU WOULD HAVE NOTHING HOW DARE
fuji apples tho
Granny Smiths are good for pies and nothing else.
I like the classic macintosh to eat, but if I can get winecrisp I am golden (delicious)
PINK LADY OWNS MY ASS
You haven’t had apples till you’ve had ambrosia apples
All of y’all can eat my ass. Granny Smiths are the best and have the perfect amount of tang. Macintosh aren’t as good a substitute.
BRAEBURN OR NOTHING
Royal Gala or go home
HONESTLY IF YOURE HATIN ON GRANNY SMITHS YOU CAN UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY
One time I ate a Pink Lady at peak apple season and I almost cried
like excuse me but fuji???? is the best???????? you all can go dunk your heads
Things are heating up in the apple fandom
can you guys please eat winesap apples and love yourselves
ROSE APPLES OR NOTHING
Yall kidding me??? Honeycrisps, man!
Honeycrisps are the superior snacking apple, but Granny Smiths are ideal for baking.
Y’all need apple church. Galas are where it’s at.
Bitch plz pink lady is the best apple out there. Like for real guys
granny smiths and honeycrisps are the best. no exceptions
Gala, never had a bad one. Macintosh are terrible tho they’re too soft and not sweet enough WHERE IS THE CRONCH?
(admittedly I’ve basically never eaten any others besides macintosh, gala, and red/gold delicious. I guess granny smith too since I love apple pie more than life itself but too tangy for me alone)
just moving along like everyone else 