thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

asymbina:

argumate:

argumate:

argumate:

an apocalyptic cult prophetically warning that the world won’t end, ever

it’s just going to keep going on like this, groans dismal prophet

apricops said: hooded figures chanting “no easy outs from this bullshit”

“you can quit the game, but the game keeps playing”

the Church of Grudging Resignation

It doesn’t worship an ancient horror so much as it just constantly pesters them to wake up and destroy the planet but it refuses to do so

The Mental Illness™: *takes all motivation*

Me: *motivated solely by the power of spite* fuck u

The Mental Illness™: no… how…

Me: *ascends in golden light* because fUCK YOU, THAT’S HOW