misspryss:

grimdarkthroes:

realslimcaity:

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I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.

The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes. 

He didn’t know the joke.

So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.

I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.

My name is Bear.
Wen frum the deep
The Old Wuns waken
Frum their sleep
And Cthulhu sounds
His maddening call
I do not blink
I see it all.