Okay guys but a remake of The Princess Bride where the frame story is a sick little girl home from school, playing like Breath of the Wild when her grandmother comes in to read her a book. And she starts reading aloud, and the fantasy part starts and it’s footage from the original film that plays for 30 seconds, before the little girl interrupts to be like “is this a story where a bunch of guys save a girl?” in this really annoyed voice
And the grandmother is like “……nooo, let me start again, I misread,” and the fantasy starts again, except this time Wesley is a farm girl and Buttercup is the haughty boy who doesn’t realize he loves her, and Inigo Montoya is a woman, and so is Fezzik and Vizzini, and Humperdinck and Miracle Max, they’re all women, and the only men in the story are the ones playing the roles that were originally female (so: Buttercup, Max’s wife, old lady who boos in nightmare sequence, I literally think that’s it?)
(I thought about lesbian Princess Bride because of course, but then I thought what if you kept the script almost exactly the same, and when reviews complain that the men were boring, we can be like THE ROLES WERE ALWAYS BORING IT JUST WASNT NOTICEABLE BECAUSE THAT’S HOW YOU WRITE WOMEN)
(Lesbian Princess Bride tho, that’s giving me a lot to think about)
And there’s nothing gritty about the remake, the swordplay is as acrobatic as it is unrealistic, the quips are just as light, the colors just as bright, the characters just as ridiculous, and the rodents of unusual size are still giant puppets except women, everywhere women, women women women of all kinds, and it wins a billion oscars
@alkaloidbitch made a very important point about how we may Enhance the Gay, yes yes yes let me stress the degree to which Inigo and Fezzik are married, and oh boy the height difference, oh boy god almighty the sweet sweet height difference
My guilty pleasure is trying to look for ES21 fic with Rule63!Sena, but the fics I read never give me a good visual for what she’d look like, so I drew my own with freckles, yes I am that bored and have that much power in my hands so why not
fem!Furihata ‘Furihata Mitsuki’ (because ’光樹’ can be read as ‘Mitsuki’ which is female’s name and this reading is actually more commonly used than ‘Kouki’). Around mid-June I had this idea about her but I cannot draw bcs yo JLPT sigh. This is fun to do, I think I’m going to make something more out of this (｡≖ิ‿≖ิ)
My gosh uniforms like this are fun though, especially sailor ones. ❤
(I’m kinda winging it for Shuutoku’s, only found one ref and it had only the collar so yeah… but since shuutoku’s such a traditional school i went with a basic sailor uniform shape)
Alt hair for Takao:
AKA when it’s let down
Headcanon time:
Izuki gets confessions often, but they run from the puns
it’s okay though, she wouldn’t date anybody who didn’t appreciate them anyway
so when she finally meets a guy that understands and laughs at her puns, insta-crush
Takao still pulls the rickshaw/rear-cart
people are shocked Midorima makes a girl pull it. a small-ish girl. her energy knows no bounds. (okay yes it does but she can still handle it)
and she did tell him to not treat her differently because she’s a girl so why not?
just moving along like everyone else 