aizawa assuming he and all might are Friends but all might being half convinced aizawa wants him dead bc aizawa doesnt know how to express positive emotions is… the funniest
aizawa, wanting to hang out with his good buddy yagi: come to the alleyway behind school at 3:46am today Or Else.
all might, fully conviced that hes gonna get murdered, sweating enough to fill a bathtub: hahahahaha ok!
aizawa, very proud of the delicious smoothie he’s made for his cherished friend yagi: Drink It.
all might, absolutely sure it’s poison: im not thirsty, thanks!
Tag: aizawa shouta
Theory; Aizawa told Shinso to say the whole ‘I’m not here to make friends’ bit knowing damn well that it would mean Izuku would be extra certain to befriend him. Because really, that moment was waaaaaay to echoy otherwise.
Shinsou: I’m not here to make friends
Aizawa, flashing through his 37 step plan modeled after Todoroki’s coming out of his shell in an attempt to make Shinsou more sociable and happy and to help him integrate into the hero classes for his inevitable transfer: all according to keikaku

Midnight: So you’re telling me they’re showering together, but they still swear they’re not boyfriends???
Tensei: I…I don’t even know anymore…
Classroom: Damn, he’s so cold and anti-social.
Hizashi: HE’S GOING TO BE MY BEST FRIEND.
my dumb headcanon: mic and aizawa were messy in their 20s and frequently crashed in the Iida household. young tenya has seen a lot.




























