2018 – just moving along like everyone else

theduchessunseen:

annalightwood:

tearlessrain:

2018 has lasted four years yet october lasted a week and november has disengaged from linear time entirely

#january-march was 4 years ago // april was normal i think // may was a week ago // june 1st was a year ago #summer in general was the vague concept of exsistence that lasted anywhere between 13-18 weeks #october was at least a week and a half // November?? tried her best but sister only lasted two days this year #today is already yesterday #2018 #edit: i completely forgot september existed which honestly says a lot (via @steebucks)

raejin99:

spacepearl:

if you wanna know how long this year has been: the whole fucking tide pod fuckery happened in january

oldroots:

prothocrice:

y’all havin a good september?

bpdbot:

thesaurio:

bpdbot:

sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning

Learn how to swim Bitch

i made this post when i was in A Mood and all the replies are so angst and depressing except this Whole Ass Mood. Learn how to swim Bitch it’s 2018 we’re dealing with our problems

darthstarkiller:

setheverman:

ok, but what’s the mood for the month of august?

oylmpians:

setheverman:

what’s the mood for july?

monstermonstre:

setheverman:

okay so what’s the mood for june?

porko-rosso:

charlesoberonn:

We’re nearly halfway through 2018

cryptiboy:

grim-reaping:

softdarthvader:

i respect and admire tumblr’s determination to make 2018 a good wholesome year with all the positive vibes being sent out, but i am but a humble man, and i have Both of my knives in Both of my hands. 2018, dont try shit bitch

2018 is Wholesome By Any Means Necessary

2018 is an overly friendly and optimistic hostage situation except this time 2018 is the hostage

allsadnshit:

2018 we are being as corny as we want and we are having fun