this is singlehandedly the funniest update so far

here it is folks, my contribution to the 17776 fandom

you know there’s gotta be football on the moon. you know for a fact people are up there with two craters as the end zones, tackling each other in low gravity. and you know know, beyond any shadow of a doubt, that the fucking football has a speaker inside that is constantly blasting the Super Mario Bros 2 overworld theme. maybe they’ve terraformed the place enough that its atmosphere can support sound waves. maybe they haven’t, and the speaker is useless, and no one can hear each other. that’s not going to stop people from ineffectually shouting “JOHN MADDEN” every time they take possession. if a meme ball’s on the moon and no one hears it, it still makes a sound.

pyrlspite:

from 17776’s wikipedia page

etraytin:

crustybagelbites:

this took me a day but i knew i had to do it as soon as possible

3bees:

you hear about satellites?

jumpingjacktrash:

themagicpurplecrayon:

occidentalavian:

thechaomaster:

this is the homestuck situation so far

You’re missing a few of the older ones, here

there we go