Your church-going, God-worshipping sister adopted a small child and you’re excited to see them. But when you do, the child is a menace. They’re throwing things everywhere, setting furniture on fire with seemingly nothing, chanting in Latin to summon demons, but the weirdest thing is that your sister doesn’t seem to mind.
“You literally adopted the antichrist, Anne. What the fuck.”
“Yeah, I knew when I saw him at the orphanage. I figured if the kid had some decent fucking parenting that we could avoid the whole ‘Revelations’ shite. Nasty business, that.”
George, who’s name has been kindly changed from Damien, approaches his new mother with a huge spider in his hands. It promptly bursts into flames.
“Good job, love. Now go find the rest.” George’s face makes no expression, but his eyes shine when he recieves a pat on the head for his efforts.
As the months go by, George seems to settle down. He adjusts to school, friends, and the positive reinforcement Anne gives him. She encourages the good he does, even though the powers he uses aren’t “good”. When she gets calls from the school, it’s about a rambunctious boy that won’t sit still. Not a destroyer of the world and innocence.
It’s at Christmas dinner, that you let slip your amazement to your mother. How good Anne is for him and how he’s improved a lot. Still summoning hellhounds for games of fetch, though.
“Oh, he’ll forget how to do that when he falls in love the first time,” Your mother laughs, smiling wide.
“How do you know that,” you ask bewildered.
“Because, you did.”
jeff skinner traded to the sabres??? wtf???
me, an asexual, seeing ppl thirsting over stuff: lmao
where are the knb discord servers i can join that are actually active??? i wanna yell about how great midotaka is with someone
iida tenya walked into ua on his first day and aizawa and mic promptly lost their minds bc they knew him when he was a little baby and now he looks like a bodybuilding accountant
iida tenya walked into ua on his first day and aizawa and mic did not react because hes always looked like that even when he was a baby. he came out of the womb politely requesting Protein
i have basically decided to let all my weirdness hang out here bc why the hell not?
if people dont want to see it then they dont have to and can unfollow and/or block me
otherwise i may possibly draw other like-minded weirdos to me and then i can talk to other people who i would like to talk to since im too nervous to just go around to random people’s inboxes and start chatting
i was out of my effexor yesterday and today and today im lightheaded and dizzy but otherwise okay
compared to how ive heard other people react to missing their effexor or going off it i feel like ive gotten off lightly
just moving along like everyone else 