manyblinkinglights:

sailershanty:

manyblinkinglights:

sailershanty:

i liked all the different parts of superwholock without ever becoming A superwholock, but thats probably….. thats probably only because homestuck owned my ass from ages 14-19

opposite of measles! increases how stalwart you are to detrimental other influences.

#still a disease

homestuck had enough boogyman stories to keep me from being too embarassing, we had the “seal your fucking paint” and the olive garden spit bucket to teach the younger fans with.

god.

the-real-seebs:

gehayi:

bottle-of-bucky:

thehobbitranger:

hellorivolta:

Captain America knows what’s good.

STAY WOKE

This is the Captain America we need in 2017.

Let’s hear Cap’s entire speech:

“Listen to me– all of you out there! You were told by this man– your hero– that America is the greatest country in the world! He told you that Americans were the greatest people– that America could be refined like silver, could have the impurities hammered out of it, and shine more brightly! He went on about how precious America was – how you needed to make sure it remained great! And he told you anything was justified to preserve that great treasure, that pearl of great price that is America!

“Well, I say America is nothing! Without its ideals– its commitment to the freedom of all men, America is a piece of trash! A nation is nothing! A flag is a piece of cloth! I fought Adolf Hitler not because America was great, but because it was fragile! I knew that liberty could be snuffed out here as in Nazi Germany! As a people, we were no different than them! When I returned, I saw that you nearly did turn American into nothing! And the only reason you’re not less then nothing– is that it’s still possible for you to bring freedom back to America!”

–Captain America, “What If (Captain America Were Not Revived Until Today)?” Volume 1 #44 (Peter Gillis, writer), April 1984 

o captain my captain

fableprincess:

rahayn:

k so story time:

i went to the local shakespeare festival (and by local, i mean on the other end of the state) and during the day i convinced my mother to go hiking with me because we were in the center of like four national parks

so we end up hiking this trail that sort of jack-knifes down the mountain and I end up climbing partway up a tree on the edge of the trail to see further out, so my smartass mother asks “legolas, what do your elf eyes see?”

and i, in my smarmy glory, go “they’re taking the hobbits to isengard!”

which is funny enough as is, but then the entire mountainside of hikers hidden in the trees goes “THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD-GARD-GARD-GARD-GARD! THE HOBBITS, THE HOBBITS, THE HOBBITS, THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD, TO ISENGARD!”

and that’s how an entire hiking trail of people who never actually saw one another convinced my mother i’m some sort of meme-summoning mountain troll

Oh Christ this made my day! XD

endgaem:

fatgirlopinions:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

curiouslyhigh:

cthulhupeelz:

bri-ecrit:

helly-watermelonsmellinfellon:

rafi-dangelo:

(Facebook: It’s Okay To Be Childfree)

“Congratulations – you just made a conversation about salad and hamburgers about the struggle of childbirth.”

TBH Parentfriends, I’m probably tired of looking at pictures of your kid every other day, so I just hid you from my Newsfeed, because what’s important to you isn’t all that important to me. Sorry, not sorry, no one’s feelings got hurt.

But if you start mommyjacking my posts, I will 100% make you cry into your keyboard.

Honestly. I didn’t realize I got used to this until I saw this post. And then I noticed! ALL THE DAMN TIME!

I love my friends with kids even more now for not pulling this bullshit.

This is fucking infuriating.

MOMSPLAINING.

i unfriend people who try this

Wowwww

This photo set singlehandedly made me never want to have children