(in reference to the continents) “yeah it broke apart, don’t worry about it, happens all the time” same
“sweet dank valley"
“whoops half of Europe just died"
“wait! said Christopher Columbus probably smoking crack"
“damn, said amsterdam” *moment of silence to let the viewer think about that*
“you could make a religion out of that”
‘let’s overthrow the palace’ said robespierre, cutting everyone’s head off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off- you could make a relig-no don’t “
The best part about that last one is that Robespierre actually did make a religion, the Cult of the Supreme Being, which was France’s official religion for about three months before someone got mad and cut his head off.
How could you forget
*loud rumbling sound* HOT
“Don’t worry about Rome, it won’t fall”
“That’s bullshit. This whole thing is bullshit. That’s a scam. Fuck the Church. Here’s 95 reasons why.”
I subscribe to the headcanon that Bokuto is really good at math. So Akaashi tries getting him to tutor him, but all this owl captain can think about is volleyball ~ ( > w < )
my fave thing is when hockey players go over to their goalie to give them a pet on the head. goalies are so important. they are recognizing that. with pets
just moving along like everyone else 