I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:
and my personal favorite
After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.
About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like
I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like
This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”
But I guess the lesson goes like this:
DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN
honestly I am still not over the fact that Jack 110% zimmerman vaulted over a snowbank to ask bitty out for coffee and bitty still didn’t have a clue Jack liked him????
to be fair jack didn’t have a clue that he liked bitty either
Thesis: the men in Dragon Ball are so ridiculously buff because they’re overcompensating for the fact that dressing up in brightly coloured uniforms and flying around shooting lasers at bad guys is a traditionally feminine pastime.
you’re wrong but Goku doing a Sailor Moon transformation instead of screaming and glowing has got my attention as an idea
Alternatively: the reason that Goku screams and shoots golden fire out of his arse when he goes Super Saiyan is precisely to remind people that this is a manly transformation sequence. Grr!
The number of dudes who think this is a serious post and are offended by it is frankly a little concerning.
do you ever wake up and just crave intimacy? Like you’d give anything to have woken up with someone’s arms around you and to be able to feel their breath on your neck? Idk i’m lame
because thanking the goalie is my favourite thing. no matter if you lost or not, they did their best and they deserve all the thanks they get. it’s not their fault that the team lost, so give them thanks.