amtasical:

shamelesslyunladylike:

beatlesliveonforever:

radiant-humble:

blackvulva:

thentheysaidburnher:

blackvulva:

thentheysaidburnher:

Cellulite is a female secondary sex characteristic and should be celebrated as a rite of womanhood, not despised or eradicated.

it’s really a secondary sex characteristic?! 

It is. It has to do with the way our bodies network fat. Female bodies create sort of a mesh network to support fat (female bodies are MUCH more hardy in times of stress) and it can present as delightfully lumpy. More than 90% of women have visible cellulite, but all women store fat in this manner.

why did no one tell me this?!

You know why :/

Spread this. I only just started to see mine and I started to freak out a bit. More people should/need to know about this

Here’s an illustration of the aforementioned difference in fat storage.

Men’s lattice pattern collagen threads holds subcutaneous fat in a way that, when the skin expands because of the fat storage, it expands evenly. Women’s “pockets” expand unevenly when we accumulate fat, creating that orange peel effect. Our storage pattern means we can healthily store more fat than men. Like a woman with 25% body fat is average, a man with 25% body fat is chubby. Because of that, like OP said, women are hardier in times of stress or famine. It’s also one of the reasons why our bodies can survive pregnancy, which is a massive energy demand on our system.

And there’s absolutely NO “treatment” for cellulite that will work. They are all bullshit designed to separate you from your hard-earned cash. It’s a secondary sex characteristic, it’s perfectly normal and it’s not going away no matter what you do. Like I’m very lean myself and I work out 5~6 times a week, and I still have cellulite. Someone giving a woman shit for having cellulite is akin to giving her shit for having skin. It’s just a mixture of misogyny and corporate greed.

Love your lumpy skin, ladies. It means you are a badass surviving machine shaped by millenia of evolution.

I did not know this, and I pride myself on knowing shit like this.

Vegas Golden Knights Full Roster

notgeno:

Colorado Avalanche: Calvin Pickard, Goalie
Vancouver Canucks: Luca Sbisa, Defense
Arizona Coyotes: Teemu Pulkkinen, Forward
New Jersey Devils: Jon Merrill, Defense
Buffalo Sabers: William Carrier, Forward (along with a 2017 6th round draft pick)
Detroit Red Wings: Tomas Nosek, Forward
Dallas Stars: Cody Eakin, Forward
Florida Panthers: Jonathan Marchessault, Forward  (along with Riley Smith, F and a 2018 4th round draft pick)
Los Angles Kings: Brayden McNabb, Defense 
Carolina Hurricanes: Connor Brickley, Forward (along with a 2017 5th round pick)
Winnipeg Jets: Chris Thorburn, Forwards
Philidelphia Flyers: Pierre-Edouard Bellemare, Forward
Tampa Bay Lightning: Jason Garrison, Defense (along with Nikita Gusev, F, a 2017 2nd round draft pick, and a 2018 4th round draft pick)
New York Islanders: J.F. Berube, Goaltender (along with two other players, a 2017 draft pick, and a 2018 pick)
Nashville Predators: James Neal, Forward
Calgary Flames: Deryk Engelland, Defense

Toronto Maple Leafs: Brendan Leipsic, Forward
Boston Bruins: Colin Miller, Defense
Ottawa Senators: Marc Methot, Defense
San Jose Sharks: David Schlemko, Defense
St. Louis Blues: David Perron, Forward
New York Rangers: Oscar Lindberg, Forward
Edmonton Oilers: Griffin Reinhart, Defense
Montreal Canadiens: Alexei Emelin, Defense

Anahiem Ducks: Clayton Stoner, Defense (along with Shea Theodore, F)
Minosota Wild: Erik Haula, Forward (along with Alex Tuc in exchange for a 2017 or 2018 pick)
Colombus Blue Jackets: William Karlsson, Forward (along with David Clarkson F, a 2017 1st round pick, and 2019 3rd round pick)
Chicago Blackhawks: Trevor van Riensdyk, Defense
Pittsburgh Penguins: Marc-Andre Fleury, Goaltender (along with a 2020 2nd round pick)
Washington Capitals: Nate Schmidt, Defense