top whatever number of things greed from fma:b did

greyjoying:

1. when he was like fuck you dad I have friends and a cool fur coat and glasses

2. when he was about to die and took time to insult envy’s fashion choices one last time

3. when ling was like hey cool use my body I guess and greed was like umm…I think you humans are meant to be like…upset about this…..and ling was like cool! don’t care!

4. when greed spent the rest of the day telling people ling was a cool guy

5. when greed did that dumb crouch pose to talk to ed

6. when may chang found shao may and clapped even though he didn’t know who the fuck they were

7. when he gave lings message to ed and ed was like what does it say and greed was like hell if I know. I can’t read.

8. when greed liked to sit on roofs

9. “I don’t want to team up with the full metal alchemist” ling: we should team up with ed. “ok sure”

10. when everyone was fighting and greed just picked up ren and looked unamused

11. when ling was fighting and greed complimented him like in a little speech bubble at the side

12. when greed climbed on a tree for no reason

13. when greed sat on a roof for presumably a whole day for no distinguishable reason

14. when greed was like “I GUESS I can help save the world since there’s time before my next Plan which is definitely real, and I am definitely planning”

15. when greed spent a full five minutes telling injured people not to come fight

16. when greed saved a guy and then yelled at him for almost getting hurt

17. when ling was like “you just want friends” and greed was like “lmao you got me there”

18. when greed was like fuck you dad (the reprise) and floated to heaven

dickpuncher420:

venom: Ỹ̢̤̤͕͚͇̩̯̍ͣ͛͌͌̋͞͡O̷̟̘̗̫͂̋͐͆̀Ŭ̫͕̘̭͔̠͂̔̆͝ ̂ͦ҉̷҉͕̺Ả̴͇̫̿́̉̊Ŗ̸̬̠̆̆ͬ̽͐̓ͨ͝Ē̩̘̹͎ͦ͟͡ ̰̬̭ͯͧ̈ͨ̈͆̓̕M̵̖͔͓͖̤̺̀̍͟I̵̧̱̤͚̗̖̖̱͗N̴̶̖̫̥̙̒Ȩ̸̼̉̊ͬ́̑̚

all of us: 

motekill:

One of my favorite pieces from my kiribaku fanzine! I feel like everyone silently agrees that kiri would be the one to confess but i feel like he’s often oblivious and used to friendly stuff…and i know bakugou wouldn’t hold hands but let me dream

i’ll open limited preorders for the zine tomorrow??? i kinda need funds to print it so yeah ldcjsvlvjsl….my store will open for that

endquestionmark:

princessfuckyouknickers:

Friend: Why does Venom always go down on women in fics? I mean, the symbiote’s an alien. Why would he be into that?

Me: Phenethylamine, the hormone which Venom needs to survive, is produced by the bacteria lactobacillus. Which is one of the main components of the vaginal microbiota.

Friend: You can’t be serious.

Me: So Venom going down makes a lot of sense.

Friend: Why are we friends.

#so eddie is trans then yes

roxilalonde:

showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic. who can say. but iced drinks. its clear. they can see the ice. they can see if its still frozen. they look you in the eye and they know you were standing in line fifteen minutes ago and made the conscious, deliberate decision to get a mocha frap instead of being on time. and then you made ANOTHER conscious, deliberate decision to bring it into the meeting with you, informing everyone in attendance that on your list of priorities, each and every one of them ranks firmly below one (1) mocha frappuchino.

rainbowbarnacle:

misa-chu:

timberwolf-manstab:

ark-of-eden:

timberwolf-manstab:

Neko Atsume, but with fish/reptiles/dinosaurs/pigeons/chickens instead? Where are these games? Am I going to have to learn to make games now?

(&:) Tiny Bird Garden is like Neko Atsume but with assorted birds, and Gecko Garden is basically the same but with leopard geckos.

(I would love things like dinosaurs, more reptile varieties, chickens, and especially small friendly cryptids. 😀 But I’m too lasy to make them myself. :/)

I’m going to check those two out ASAP. Thank you a million times for helping to feed my unending hunger to collect small good digital animals.

I’ve heard good things about Tap Tap Fish! 

Tap Tap Fish is indeed pretty dang awesome. They came out with a little freshwater section too, so you can tap for guppies and goldfish and bettas and turtles and stuff now as well as various saltwater critters.