anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity
My dad’s literal first words on holding me for the first time were “ …she’s done this before, and she’s not happy to be back.”
That is such a badass thing to say about a newborn
i’ve been around for ages and all my previous lives were huge fuckin delinquents
i had a psychic tell me once “you’re an old soul but i don’t get the impression you have unfinished business idk why you’re still here” and i was like because this is where the parties are bro
How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?
‘Tis the fuckin’ season, friends!! Get out there and live your worst life!!
I don’t know why people keep saying humans are “soft and fleshy” in their humans are weird posts like…
Muscle is tough, people would be sturdy and hard. And our skin isn’t any softer than a snakes when it comes to cutting it with a knife.
And if we encountered a space dwelling species or one from a planet with low gravity they’d have incredibly weak muscle mass and respiratory systems compared to us.
One of the most tedious responsibilities of adulthood: cooking food and eating it. I mean, I like food, but must i go through this process every day?? a couple of times a week should do
Les Miserables needs big budget television adaptation specifically so that the fifth season can wander off into a three-part documentary about the history of the Paris sewer system right in the middle of the the story’s climactic confrontation. This and this alone would justify its existence.
Don’t forget one on the battle of waterloo and one on the practices of nuns.
Absolutely. Just multi-episode educational documentaries about various aspects of French history and culture interrupting the plot entirely at random – it’s what fidelity to the source material demands!
I know your mostly joking, but I’d be legitimately into this.
Thought about “Humans are space orcs/space fae”. There was a line talking about how theres a human working on a ship but no-ones entirely sure if they’re meant to be there, but they didn’t want to like offend the terrifying space orc.
What if the “drifter” archetype continues into space? Like maybe we negotiated for free travel with one of our allies, but because humans come from a death world and are terrfiying, and because humans can be oblivious, we just assume we can board on any ship going anywhere, nbd?
like not as stowaways. we’re not hiding. Like those wolves and wild dogs in russia that use the railways. Are YOU going to tell a wolf they shouldn’t be riding the train?!? Thought not.
Ok, so, it’s always either Humans are Space Orcs or Humans are Weaklings. In reality, we can survive having poles shoved through our skulls but standing wrong can gives us muscle dysfunction.
just moving along like everyone else 