andrebearakovsky:

lmao i’m answering these all at once

Simply put, a dick trick is when a player scores 4 goals in one game. Thus, Ovi’s 4-goal game against Montreal was a dick trick.

Now, I just recently found out the origin of this myself. It goes back to 2013, when a 19-year-old Tomas Hertl scored 4 goals in a game for the San Jose Sharks, with the fourth goal coming on a between-the-legs, gorgeous play. However, a bunch of stuffy idiotic people got up in arms about how that was “disrespectful.”

Enter Joe Thornton. When some of his teammates were asked about the accused-showboating, Thornton stepped in and got the reporters’ attention with the iconic quote:  “Shut up, have you ever played the game? I’d have my cock out if I scored four goals. I’d have my cock out, stroking it.” (x)(x)

Thus, the dick trick was born. 4-goal games are still referred to as such. I remember when Lars Eller had a 4-goal game however many years ago, somebody in Montreal threw a dildo out onto the ice.

So there you have it, hope this answered all your questions!