notbecauseofvictories:

rosewindow:

boxoftheskyking:

Okay get this : Poe Dameron does Drunk History (of the Rebellion)

#and then general organa was a fuxkin badass#I don’t remember why#she’s just always the shit#I love her#do you think she’s proud of me? (via boxoftheskyking)

Poe Dameron, in an extremely slurred voice: “And Leia’s like, ‘help me obi juan whoever the fuck you are, you’re my only—my only—my only ho.’”

[holds up a finger and pauses to drink the rest of his beer]

cornerof5thandvermouth:

kaijuno:

alwayswriting848:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

So my new English professor is my uncle only he has no idea because he hasn’t talked to my mom in about 20 years so do you think is should tell him

You know what nevermind he’s a dick I’m going to talk to my mom to get dirt on him so I can blackmail him if the need arises

You should write a story about a boy for an assignment and include loads of life details about him that your mum tells you so that it’s obviously him but change all the names then hand it in and be really confused if he questions you about it

Oh my god

Power move

quinnbee-s:

celticpyro:

sawkinator:

technotranceremex:

It kinda blew my mind to learn today that “thou” was actually an informal form, and “you/ye” was the fancy one

Now whenever I see “thou” I read it in a tone kinda like “y’all” in tumblr posts and like… 1600s bible verses were supposed to be perfectly frank, not stilted. this changes everything………..

“Listen, then, if y’all have ears!” – Jesus, maybe

Thou’d’ve

THAINT

uchiha-umeko:

Oh no….I did a sad….Ume, why

Season 4 really ruined me. Plus, i’ve been drawing fluff sheith all over the place, it was bound to go back to the sads sooner or later. Oops.

I would definitely not complain if we could get a scene where everyone finds out just how Keith had intended to stop Haggar.. but well, I guess i’ll just sit and imagine over 3000 scenarios..

Keith, bab, lemme give you a hug, you definitely need one…

Hope you guys enjoy…?

PS: Do NOT tag this as Platonic Sheith, c’mon guys…