kaylapocalypse:

envymyblackness:

hufflepuffskeepmovingforward:

kaijutegu:

proteusolm:

There’s something really terrifying about the concept of being pursued by something that can only walk slowly after. Just slooowly following. You can chill for a while if you get far enough away but it’s still coming.

That’s called “persistence hunting” and it’s how humans hunted all sorts of megafauna to extinction, as well as what let our species become so disperse and so numerous. Our existence is a horror story told from the monster’s perspective.

So you’re telling me zombie is absolutely a valid career path

Watch the movie on Netflix called “ It Follows” lol

Basically our hunting super power is that we are really smart, good at tools and can walk/run forever. 

My roommate Kait runs 20 miles 4 times a week.
Horses can only travel about 32 miles a day.

If my roommate ran 20 miles twice in one day (possible if she does one in the morning and one in the afternoon) she would out travel a horse.

 She is not FASTER than a horse, but if a horse was walking away from her for 8 solid hours,  Kait could catch up to it.  She could probably also walk after it for an additional 5-10 miles after the run and then stab it when it got too tired to go on.

But kait’s athletic. 

 I, on the other hand, am a fatty fat who weighs 210 and never exercises ever.

I once, completely spontaneously because i had no money for the train, walked 17 miles in the winter from one end of Chicago to the other. I had also not eaten and was wearing a backpack. It took me 3 hours, but I accomplished it with ease. If i wasn’t a chub goddess, and had eaten and it was summer and I wasn’t wearing a backpack with a laptop in it, imagine how far and fast I could have gone. 

Now. Horses can only sustain a run for about 15 miles ( at 8-10mph it takes them a little over an hour).

If my fat ass was walking towards a horse for 3 hours and it was literally running away from me. It would become exhausted after 15 miles and unless it can recover completely in 2 hours for another lengthy sprint, I can reasonably catch up to it and stab it. (not that i would ever stab a horse. horses are terrifying and should be regarded with suspicion, respect and fear)

The longest run ever was 350 miles over 80 hours without sleep.

We are endurance monsters. 

aethersea:

There’s something really beautiful about the way Griffin set up the planar system – about where he put us. Bear with me here as I try to articulate it, because—

See, the story takes place on the Prime Material Plane. This plane has magic, because there’s a Plane of Magic that influences the Prime Material Plane. This plane has divine power coursing through it, because there’s a Plane of Gods that influences the Prime Material Plane. It’s got elemental powers in nature and stuff, because there’s an Elemental Plane sending out its energy into the void between planes, influencing the Prime Material Plane. You get the gist.

The Prime Material Plane is at the center, it’s the focus, and so in a way the point of the Plane of Magic is to provide magic, to be magical, to send its magical energy down to the Prime Material. The point of the Elemental Plane is to provide… strength to the elemental forces on the Prime Material, or whatever it is DnD has to say about elemental stuff. The Plane of Gods has actual people living there who are cognizant of the whole system, and from what we’re given to understand, their point is also to influence, by divine intervention, the Prime Material Plane.

I’m sure the gods have their own lives going on in their plane, just as I’m sure the elemental spirits have their own stuff happening and the beings of pure magic or whatever there is on the Plane of Magic have lives of their own. It’s even quite plausible that, other than the gods, they’re generally unaware of the Prime Material Plane – that these elemental beings live their rich and complex lives without ever once being aware that their existence, that the bonds of elemental energy that they create just by being, is what’s powering the elemental forces on the Prime Material Plane.

And that brings us to our plane. Because Griffin put us in there, our world with its elevators and internet, with its complete lack of magic missiles or gods that grant you blossoming wooden arms. Our plane is the Plane of Reason, which is the plane of rational thought and creativity. Our influence, our contribution, is the power of the mind: logic and imagination. 

It’s implied (or stated? I don’t remember for sure) that most of the impressive technological advancements we see in the show are from the Millers, who got their ideas from watching our world. It’s implied, too, that just as the existence and influence of the Plane of Magic is what makes it possible to do magic on the Prime Material, the influence of the Plane of Reason is what makes it possible for people on the Prime Material to use logic and imagination.

So what that boils down to is this: The purpose of our world, the whole point of our world, is creation. Our ability to make technological marvels and incredible works of art, our ability to constantly be thinking up new things – that’s what makes us special, that’s our distinguishing feature, that’s what we contribute. We imagine, we invent, we bring ever more new wonders into the world. Every single thing we make, from rocket ships to symphonies to the jokes we come up with to tell our friends – that’s what we’re here to do. That’s the gift we bear, and it’s on a level with magic and nature and the gods themselves. We’re here to create.

mythicfictionist:

mythicfictionist:

im incredibly conflicted by the phrase ‘the question is not who will let me but who will stop me’ because on one hand its so fucking raw and powerful but on the other hand it’s derived from ayn rand but on yet another hand the first and primary time ive ever seen it was on a picture of a lawnmower flying through the sky which is the perfect level of absurd and nonsensical that would piss ayn rand off

reblog to piss off ayn rands ghost

kalgalen:

haiku-robot:

amethyst-transwoman:

scarred-and-purrfect:

luna-aurora:

scarred-and-purrfect:

amethyst-transwoman:

princetpenguin:

amethyst-transwoman:

In 2018 we refer to donuts as “nut”, examples “hey do you wanna grab a quick nut there’s a new nut shoppe nearby” and “i love a good nut in coffee, i always dunk my nut in the coffee”

i donut think this is a good idea

What’s wrong with it

Idk I could go for some nice nut rn

Please i don’t want to wake up to this

who doesn’t wanna wake up to some nice, fresh nut in the mornin

I sure do want to get my morning started with some fresh nut in my mouth

i sure do want to
get my morning started with some
fresh nut in my mouth


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