coneyinacap:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

honeysquid:

inner-muse:

harryjamesheadcanons:

When Ron, frustrated with studying for NEWTs and with Hermione’s anxious sixth-year nagging, explains to her what reading is like for him, Hermione’s breath catches. “Ron, you’re dyslexic,” she says, softly, and instantly regrets every snide comment she’s ever made towards his study habits. 

Soon, by asking around, Hermione amasses a list of spells for Ron to try – some stilling the page, some changing the font of books for easy reading, some going after Ron’s temporal lobe directly. 

These help, a little, but not as much as knowing there’s a word for why reading is so hard for him. That it’s normal, that he’s not stupid, and that Hermione suddenly helps instead of criticizes, looks for solutions rather than complains, praises instead of gloats. 

!!! Oh

#listen tho what if #muggles are terrible about disabilities#but wizards are even worse#they don’t even have the terminology that muggles do#it’s all ‘kinda loony’ or “just dim’ or (most often) ‘not a talented witch/wizard’#and ofc ~everyone knows~ that all illnesses can be cured with magic#(except for some magical illnesses that can’t be cured at all)#but as ron talks more with hermione and other muggleborns#and researches the spells hermione gets him#and realizes that most of the spell creators probably also had dyslexia but had no word for it#he realizes that what ‘everyone knows’ isn’t true at all#after abt a year of this he talks to mcgonagall abt changing his career goals#goes into healing with a concentration on research#and a secret concentration on finding out what muggles know and bringing it into the wizarding world#(his dad is so proud of him and prolly helps out a lot too)

this paragraph is better than anything jk ever wrote about grown ron

@perpetual-wip

the-real-seebs:

wrathofthegiraffe:

In the vast world of comics, I wonder if there have been heroes with a “Groundhog Day,” type power. By that I specifically mean a hero who, if they die, immediately finds themselves waking up at the beginning of that day again. If they don’t die, they just continue forward through time.

I’m just thinking of how crazy it would be to have that hero on your super hero team. Like, you go to headquarters in the morning, and it seems like everything’s normal. But then you go to fire off a one liner, and they say it at the same time as you. And suddenly you know. Something went wrong.

And then one day you come in, and your heart drops as you see that their every move looks rehearsed. They answer questions before asked. They are totally aware of everything that’s about to happen. Imagine how scary that would be, realizing you’re starting a day that you’re team mate has failed to survive maybe dozens of times.

The Librarians did this as an episode. It was actually really cool.

Omg did I really just boil down my portrayal of Hylians to a negative critique on imperialism

betterbemeta:

bonjiro:

betterbemeta:

bonjiro:

betterbemeta:

bonjiro:

bonjiro:

what even is my life what I’m a doing with it

THEY TURNED GERUDO DESERT INTO AUSTRALIA AND SHIPPED OFF ALL THEIR CRIMINALS THERE AFTER TAKING DOWN A DARK SKINNED KING GANONDORF HOLY SHIT

The most telling thing though, and I am not sure whether they intended this or not, but the Gerudo are conspicuously not mentioned in Wind Waker. Ganondorf, and Nabooru’s stained glass window, are the only two pieces of evidence they ever existed.

Not to mention, the only thing beneath the sea is Hyrule. According to Daphnes, anyway. Death Mountain isn’t its own thing. the Zora’s domain isn’t its own thing. the Desert isn’t its own thing.

nah man

it’s all Hyrule

Link and Tetra will never know otherwise. Daphnes, even as he destroyed Hyrule itself, made sure that it would always dominate historically. he got to define that Hyrule owned everything before the end.

DON’T LISTEN TO GANONDORF POURING HIS HEART OUT AND NOT KILLING YOU

IT’S A TRICK HE’S  EVIL HE’S LULLING YOU INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY

STAB HIM

BURY THE EVIDENCE

NOW BUILD A NEW HYRULE AND SINGS SONGS ABOUT HOW GREAT AND FAIR THE OLD ONE WAS FOR EVERYBODY 

*go build a new Hyrule on land that’s already occupied by somebody, colonize

YEAH FUCK THOSE STUPID TRAIN LOOKING MOFOS

ANNEX THE SHIT OUT OF THAT LAND

and remember, hylians are descended from divinity, heirs to the heavens and the Goddess’ providence. Your monarchy is infallibly Good and Divine. You have to protect the land from, uh, demons! Narratives like this have never gone poorly in history. Never.