Lately I’ve been doing this thing where when men give me shit at my job, I choose to instead speak to their wives/girlfriends/female counterpart. I had a dude today try to yell at me and I ignored him and instead spoke in a very level voice to his wife instead. He literally stomped his feet like a fucking toddler and said “stop ignoring me! I’m talking!” And his wife said “George, please use a quieter voice. You’re embarrassing me.”
You are a genius and I’m using this
Lol I learned it from my mom. She does this all the time and eventually the guy either sulks off somewhere or adjusts his behaviour and THEN she’ll address him. I did this with my friends puppies when I was training them and it works the same tbh
This is the kind of behavior you use on little kids, which I find both hilarious, disturbing and very telling of how little we expect men to GROW THE FUCK UP
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It was genuinely disquieting to me how whenever you turn around, you could see the mountains. Maybe it’s just because I had stereotypical American decadence on the brain–I mean, it was Vegas—but I kept thinking of the T.J. Eckleburg billboard from the Great Gatsby, but how the mountains are much, much older, and distinctly inhuman. Also, there’s something horribly Biblical about mountains, especially when they overlook cities full of Sin™….that wrath from high atop the thing requires a high thing, and looming over a sere, flat plain, the mountains of Las Vegas look like they qualify.
I kept thinking that that they were a reminder, that however glittering this neon Babel—whatever atoms man split in the desert wastes below—this too would pass, all would pass, and the mountains would still be there. They would sit in judgment, still.
Whereas the Smoky Mountains don’t sit in judgment. They don’t loom. They run along the land, under it, and swell towards crags and peaks and curves; they are the land. They inspire awe, rather than terror. You have to respect the Smokies, certainly—almost 500 people have died in the park since it opened, and the Little River Lumber Company’s death doll no doubt adds to that number—but if you approach it with respect, the Smokies seem to open up, to unfold in invitation. There are waterfalls and pockets of green, cool shade, hidden deer tracks and plant life of a hundred kinds to study.
If the mountains outside of Vegas are the harshest, most absolute sort of god, a profoundly alien and absolutist justice, then the Smoky Mountains are the closest thing I’ve known to a goddess—not any smaller, or more human, but engulfing and green and very holy.