lebelinoria

two-punch-man:

jaegerdelta:

professor-maple-mod:

skelletang:

tacobelligerent:

blaalys:

“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone

A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments

so, in other words,

Pretty much.

here have some size comparison

Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?

lisabian:

this is what the satellites actually look like! all three of them are real and you can read about them on wikipedia

destinyrush:

melaninmadnesss:

bellaxiao:

he did THAT

What is this mans name

Johnny Manuel and he’s from Flint, Michigan @melaninmadnesss

lesbiangonegirl:

“Whatever was the center point of that shot had to be in the center of frame. In the faster cutting that [George Miller] has got your eye won’t have to shift on an Anamorphic frame, won’t have to shift to find the next subject when you’ve only got 1.8 seconds of time to do that. That theory of not having to move your eyes and being able to fast cut and it just goes bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, takes you into it, and the is basically the whole of the film. All we would hear all the time on the coms was George [Miller] saying “PUT THE CROSS-HAIRS ON HER NOSE! PUT THE CROSS-HAIRS ON HER NOSE!” and you put the cross-hairs on Charlize [Theron]’s nose. You didn’t offset to grab any of the information in the background, the camera had to be in the center, it was very disciplined that way, everything is symmetrical.” – John Seale, DoP

Symmetry in Mad Max: Fury Road // 2015

transgooglesearches:

am i trans or am i just an annoying cis person making shit up to feel involved

jumpingjacktrash:

loscomicos:

I finally finished an animatic for The Adventure Zone! It’s one of my favorite parts from episode 4, a throwback to simpler times for the THB.

if you have been wondering what is taz and why will everyone never shut up about it, here is two minutes and thirty six seconds that should answer your question.

shit do i finally have to check out the adventure zone now

(Source: https://player.vimeo.com/)

philadelphiaflyernolanpatrick:

if u don’t love ur goalie ???? with ur whole heart and soul ???? what kind of fucking monster are you ???

jumpingjacktrash:

dr-archeville:

crinosg:

demiurge1138:

systlin:

ultrafacts:

The caffeine in coffee “beans” is a natural plant defense against herbivory, i.e., a toxic substance that protects the seeds of the plant. Fruits and leaves are both sources of caffeine as well and a tea can be made of the leaves, but neither are used commercially.

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Me, eating the beans straight;
Deter??

The joys of being descended from generalist omnivores–our liver and kidneys are the envy of the animal kingdom. Poisons become flavors and drugs.

Yeah, various plants are spicy or sour in order to deter animals from eating them.

We come across that shit and are like “Hey! This stuff burns the shit out of my mouth! THAT’S AWESOME, MORE PLEASE.”

[terrified alien noises in the distance]

other animals eating fermented fruit: *wobbles in circles, falls down, gets eaten by predator*

humans eating fermented fruit: Y’ALL WATCH THIS *invents fire*

atissi:

consider the following: 17776 characters dressed for their time period

someone who’s good at fashion help me

local-goblin:

misanthropicdanskjavel:

local-goblin:

when tumblr’s weekly malfunction kicks in and you’re not sure if posts aren’t loading correctly or if there’s a new wave of nihilism memes circulating around so you get stuff like this

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen