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i’m a good man and i’m well versed in the social sciences but i think the funniest thing in the world would be a guy gently peeing a few urinals down, you know, nothing weird, but he pulled down his pants to his knees to do it, okay so you’re feeling a little uneasy but he’s just peeing, you can’t see anything, but instead of just putting his dick away at the end he smack his hands together like he’s done fixing a car yells “WELL! TIME TO SHIT!” spins around on one foot and squats and farts into the urinal i mean what would i even do i don’t know i’d book it for sure i wouldn’t stick around for a second fart and i’d be terrified but i think after the fact nothing would ever make me laugh again you know

how do you pee gently

well you don’t just blast off like a horse before a race you kind of stand or sit it works the same no extra muscles involved if you’re the type to do either i reckon but you just sort of close your eyes and let it flow and you’ll note how weak the stream is. that’s all

*writing down very fast and quickly* hmmnn yes i see… thank you for your time

oh, ah… one more thing before you go, ma’am?

*writing down even more faster and quicker* yes?

some marzipan fruist for you troubles.