When I was in highschool, my culinary teacher gave me the greatest gift of all- the actual recipe from red lobster, he worked there for a little bit. I haven’t made a batch in forever but I’m excited.
The cheese bread biscuits from red lobster?!? Teach us dear anon submitter!!!
TEACH US ThE SECRET
@thantos1991 @peanut-for-your-thought @simonalkenmayer
This is the easier recipe, taste damn near the same but less work, but it also makes like 48 biscuits:
8
cups Original Bisquick™ mix2 2/3
cups milk cups shredded Cheddar cheese (8 oz)1
cup butter or margarine, melted1
teaspoon garlic powder1 teaspoon parsley
1 teaspoon old bay seasoning OR onion powder
Preheat to 450
mix bisquick mix, cheese and milk until a soft dough forms.
don’t over stir, it mixes pretty
quick
grease a pan or put parchment paper down
Put dough balls about 2 inches apart, and put in oven.
MAKE SURE the oven is completely pre heated, if you put it in before hand the biscuits will come out nasty.
Bake 8-10 minutes.Melt the butter in the microwave completely.
Add parsley, seasonings and stir.Once biscuits are done, should be brown on the bottom, pull them out and let them sit for a moment before covering or dipping them in the butter. Dipping upside down means more coverage.
NOW, here is the recipe I actually use:
This recipe makes 10-12 biscuits.
3 cups all purpose Flour
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 tablespoon sugar
1 teaspoon salt
¾ teaspoon cream of tartar
¾ cup butter or ½ cup butter ¼ shortening
1 and ¼ cup milkPreheat oven to 450.
Combine flour, baking powder, sugar, salt, and cream of tartar.
Using a blender/pastry blender, cut the butter into the mixture until it looks crumbly.
make a well/hole in the middle of the mixture and pour ALL the milk in at once.Now, you’ll want to add the cheese, which for this recipe you’ll want to use ¾ to 1 cup sharp cheddar.
Use a fork to stir/fold the mixture just until the mixture is all moist. Do not over mix.
Use a spoon or scoop, and scoop 12 onto a parchment paper or a greased pan surface. You’ll want to put them 1 ½ – 2 inches apart.
Bake for 10-14 minutes, until the bottoms are brown.
½ cup butter or margarine, melted
½ teaspoon garlic powder
½ teaspoon parsley
1/3 teaspoon old bay seasoning OR onion powderMelt the butter, mix and either dip the biscuits in or cover them with a brush/spoon. If there is any left over it goes super good on french bread too.
You are a queen among bees.
Author: lebelinoria
when i came out as trans
[ or, toxic masculinity from the perspective of a trans guy ]
when i came out as trans my warm and loving family supported me
but they treated me differently
when i came out as trans my dad asked if he should start slapping me on the back and socking me in the arm instead of hugging me.
when i came out as trans my mom wanted to know if i would still got with her on fun trips to the mall to buy clothes and home decor items.
when i came out as trans my grandfather looked positively startled and overjoyed when i kissed his cheek and told him to drive safe.
when i came out as trans my grandmother asked if it was okay if she hugged me in public or if it would embarrass me.
when i came out as trans my dad told me that he had a lot to teach me— he said this because i told him i thought make up was fun.
when i came out as trans my aunt apologized for kissing me on the forehead.
when i came out as trans my uncle gave me a handshake rather than a hug.
when i came out as trans my cousins hesitated to hug me at the door.
when i came out as trans my family hesitated to show me the casual affection and platonic love they had previously felt free to give.
end toxic masculinity.
show your sons as much affection as you would show your daughters.
let your sons indulge in beauty when they want to and always support them.
do not think for one second that the societal expectation of masculinity is more important than the individual feelings and needs of someone you love.
that wolf-meets-dog-horror comic got me thinking about werewolves and how different kinds of werewolves must have very different feelings about dogs. like, my erskin was born a wolf and remains very staunchly a wolf in terms of his self identity. his boyfriend bel just got turned into a werewolf a couple months back. and they stand at totally polar ends of like… the werewolf opinion spectrum on dogs.
like, erskin finds dogs to be kind of pathetic, mutated idiots— part alien child and part alien toy. he’ll go to a dog park sometimes for funsies, like you might go to the circus and laugh at the clowns, but he doesn’t respect dogs or want to interact with any of them on an ongoing basis. he would probably eat a dog if he was hungry enough and got the drop on one. he might actually have already eaten a dog. he’s definitely eaten foxes. in contrast, he thinks of wild wolves as people, just people who aren’t as smart as his relatives. they look and sound like people.
bel is like overwhelmed with delight and joy that as a werewolf he can communicate with other canids and is busy disney princessing it up with every fox and coyote and chihuahua he comes across. humans and dogs are just predisposed to like each other: being able to communicate even more clearly with each other due to lycanthropy just tightens and reaffirms that bond.
so i bet wolfish werewolf families have no dogs whatsoever, and humanish werewolf families have two to three times as many dogs as werewolves. mixed families have… a lot of friction.
#imagine if your husband kept trying to adopt clowns#‘MR SQEAKUMS IS SUCH A GOOD BOY THO’#hon he’s a freak who keeps falling over his own feet#he tried to eat a chair#he thinks a rubber ball is a worthy foe#this is my house not a comedy show#werewolves#‘he can help us hunt!’#HE IS A DASCHUND
wait a second is this where the ‘clowns as pets’ meme started??
ROACH IS THIS YOUR FAULT
oh my god
Yesterday I went to dinner to catch up with my buddy from the math department, and he told me this story about how he ran the city marathon in 2 hours, 59 minutes. That’s an amazing time. He was 19th out of thousands.
He was doing pretty well for the first half, but then his ankle started to hurt. He slowed down for a bit, but then this girl he passed before passed him, and he started overthinking whether or not it was awkward to pass the same person multiple times, and, like, what if they small-talked about it? He decided it was better to pass her and stay ahead, so he picked up the pace. A few miles later, he fell in with two dude-bros who started talking to him. Not pleased to find himself in the company of dude-bros, he pulled ahead once again. This continued for a while; every time he got closed to a group of other marathoners, his social anxiety kicked in and he ran faster because he felt nervous being near people.
TL;DR A mathematician ran an record marathon to avoid making small-talk with randos. He introverted his way into qualifying for the Boston marathon.
Please consider
- Keith actually being really easy to talk to
- But nobody approaches him because he gives off an unfriendly vibe
- People always get the wrong impression
- But sometimes people actually have to talk to him and when they do they realize that he’s not such a bad guy???
- People getting flustered and embarrassed when they see what Keith is really like
- Cause he’s actually really nice and sweet and “wow I can’t believe I ever thought this guy was an asshole”
“it’s been an honor flying with you boys” yeah how can this guy possibly be an asshole
- Him giving people advice and genuinely wanting to help but people taking it the wrong way
- Being really confused when people he doesn’t even know not-so-subtly try to avoid him
- Oblivious Keith who doesn’t realize people actually do wanna talk to him
- And when people try to talk to him he thinks it’s a joke because rarely anybody does that????
knb fangirl challenge – [6/11 characters] izuki shun
It wasn’t a gatekeeper, the guy standing in front of the door..
so it was you tetsu..
if anyone ever tries to tell you that the ancient greeks were more sophisticated than us, just remember that there was a ship war between plato and aeschylus over whether achilles or patroclus was the top in their relationship, while xenophon was off complaining that he didn’t ship that
“Is Achilles A Twink” – the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
reminder that Epic Fanboys alexander and hephastion took time off from murdering their way across the planet to visit their OTP’s tomb at troy and probably have cosplay sex
fandom is as old as art
Done with your shit – NHL edition.
Someone: “I’m back on my bullshit”
Me: “Nice Homestuck reference.”