goaliesarethebest:

crosbe:
hockey chirps
This one’s probably still my favourite, and if this is all I remember from when Clarkson played for the Leafs I’ll be happy.

evoketheforms:

Rebecca Lindenberg | Interview in The Believer | March 27 2012

pokemon-diamond-version:

pokemon-diamond-version:

captainsnoop:

the fact that obama got called in on jury duty is hilarious. imagine you’re in court on some petty misdemeanor like a traffic violation and fuckin obama is there in the jury

imagine if obama pronounced you guilty

it’d be the living embodiment of this meme

thatlittledandere:

Straight people think that either you know you’re gay from childhood or something big happens one day and you Realize (and it is like that to some of course) but lbr for many it goes like

I’m straight

No I’m bi

Wait am I biromantic ace?

No I’m definitely bi

…I may not be bi

Am I straight after all? Am I ace??

Maybe I’m demi??? Who knows

I might also be aroace…

Fuck it I’m pretty sure I’m queer

or whatever

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

i really love when people on tumblr make a purposefully misspelled and idiotic post to annoy asshole “intellectuals” and respond to their corrections with increasingly inane comments, because it makes me imagine diogenes of sinope going to one of plato’s lectures and calling him ‘sweatie :)’

diogenes, holding up a plucked chicken: finally found me a man 🙂 lol!

plato: that’s a chicken.

diogenes: ummmm but sweatie you said a man is a featherless biped

plato: that’s not what i meant-

diogenes: but this is a biped? with no feathers? lol

plato: FINE. man is a featherless biped with broad, flat nails. now get rid of that chicken

diogenes, holding up a plucked chicken with fake nails glued to its feet: um, sweatie,

surahlia:

techno-gal:

the-sassy-composer:

glumshoe:

rhapsody-in-blues:

glumshoe:

my gender is a sexy detective jazz cover of ‘In the Hall of the Mountain King’

I was kind of bored last night and liked the idea so I ran with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_3Y9_Hw8wU

holy shit

I laughed so hard I think I cracked a rib

Nice

In the Lounge of the Mountain King

gothhabiba:

haiku-robot:

gothhabiba:

you can’t
take prose and put
random lines breaks in
it and call
it poetry

you can’ttake prose and
putrandom lines breaks init
and callit poetry

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

fuck you

ambrosiaswhispers:

chidi-anagonye:

Me 2 chapters into reading a slowburn fic:

I want to let you know that sometimes it feels that way writing a slowburn fic too.

The signs as The Onion Headlines

wrenrouge:

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

princessparadoxical:

joywaving:

being a maladaptive daydreamer and getting into a new fandom is a wild ride bc ur entire mental world just kinda shifts into completely different territory

#holy shit #I feel both attacked and validated (lavellington)