cieloisqueen:

wafflebandito:

cieloisqueen:

YOUVE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF

now get ready for…….

One-fifty-one with the holy son?

THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT IVE RECIEVED. YOU GET A GOLD STAR THAT IS THE BEST THING DOWNDOSHDOSBDOSBDODNSODJ I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT THANK YOU FOR ADDING THAT ONTO MY POST

junkrat-the-junker-rat:

thatgirlonstage:

kaycxpher:

the road to el dorado when in the context of a d&d game is the most astounding and hellish streak of 1′s and 20′s

“The people think that you’re gods, what do you do?”

“…we go along with it.”

“Roll performance.”

“…I got a one.”

“Your foot gets caught in the stirrup while you try to dismount from the horse. You look ridiculous.”

“Well I rolled a twenty.”

“…somehow, a volcano stops erupting on your cue. Everyone falls to their knees in awe.”

“I roll to come up with an escape plan”

“Alright roll”

“…I got a one”

“I try to convince the horse to break us out”

“Roll…animal handling?”

“I got a twenty”

roachpatrol:

aimmyarrowshigh:

girls don’t want boys, girls want separated “primary ship | secondary ship” categories on AO3

YES PLEASE

brokenly:

idk why people take me so seriously i never even know what im saying

our-happygirl500-fan:

questbedhead:

Justin: This is my character Taako and he’s a fucking idiot

Griffin: Hmmmm no, actually, he’s an incredibly competent wizard who was top in his class at magic NASA, so jot that down

Justin: K, so in his backstory Taako accidentally killed 40 people through his carelessness-

Griffin: well, ACTUALLY, it turns out Taako was innocent all along! it was really his assistant who killed all those people because he was jealous of Taako, so, like, jot that down

Justin: Okay, well before that Taako spent his childhood alone on the road, and he’s kinda paranoid cause he’s never had anyone to watch his back-

Griffin: BUT ACTUALLY HE HAD A SIBLING THAT LOVES HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING AND HAS BEEN WATCHING OVER HIM THE WHOLE ADVENTURE AND DESPERATELY TRYING TO REACH OUT TO HIM SO J O T T H A T D O W N

#Justin: so here’s my wizard he’s Awful #Griffin: excuse you taako has done nothing wrong ever in his life and i love him

premiercomics:

Mainstream Monday – Jurassic Academy by Kobori Makoto. Seralized in Evening and scanlated by Hox.

nayyirahwaheed:

poem.
from salt. by nayyirah waheed.

what about Big Femme Orcs and Small Butch Elves

accio-shitpost:

you just destroyed all western philosophy in one blow with the smartest sentence ever said my friend. whats it like to stand on the corpse of plato

nihilistgirlfriend:

plantanarchy:

nihilistgirlfriend:

plantanarchy:

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

libations-of-blood-and-wine:

argumate:

prokopetz:

The thing that concerns me about the elf practice meme is that it implies that the simple act of being an elf is so unaccustomed to elves that they have to take classes in order to do it properly. Being an elf must be just a continuous existential crisis.

right, unlike humans

Where does one attend human class?