Further misadventures with Lobelia

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irishchemist:

penny-anna:

Lobelia: I want to speak to Frodo is he in

Merry: gasp! Look over there!

Lobelia: huh??

Merry: *slams door*

*

Lobelia: is Frodo in

Pippin: he’s dead.

Lobelia: that’s what you said last week

Pippin: well. this time it’s true.

*

Sam: Who are you

Lobelia: I’m Lobelia Sackville-Baggins and I want to see Frodo!

Sam: never heard of you *slams door*

Sam, to Frodo: I panicked 😦

*

Merry: do you have an appointment?

Lobelia: what no

Merry: ahh. bad luck then.

*

Fatty: Frodo who?

Lobelia: Frodo Baggins!

Fatty: never heard of him

*

Merry: sudden onset smallpox

Lobelia: I don’t believe you

Merry: bet your life?

Lobelia: …….

Lobelia: *hastens down garden path*

Merry, calling after her: I’m immune! 🙂

*

Pippin: Fatty sat on him by accident and squashed him flat and now he’s dead

Lobelia: I can see him through the parlour window.

Pippin: ….DAMN IT

*

Fatty: yes hello I am Frodo

Lobelia: no you’re not, you’re Mr Bolger

Fatty: ………………no I am Frodo Baggins and this is my hole 

*

Sam: he’s having a nap

Lobelia: well wake him up this is important

Sam: absolutely not

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Pippin: he’s dead again

Lobelia: no he isn’t

Pippin: one of these days it’s going to be true and then you’ll be sorry

*

Fatty, holding out a fistful of teaspoons: p-please……. just take them…… take them and go….

Lobelia: I’ve never been so insulted in all my life!!

Lobelia: *snatches teaspoons and power walks away*

*

Frodo, deadpan: oh I’m sorry Frodo isn’t in, can I take a message? 🙂

Lobelia: I-

*

Lobelia: Can I speak to Frodo

Merry: no. *shuts door*

Lobelia: is Frodo in?

Sam: you know what….

*Frodo jumps out a window and runs to Buckland*

he just left.

When Frodo first started telling them to ‘get rid of Lobelia’ he meant like, politely but when he realised they were doing this instead he kept asking them to get rid of her to see what they’d come up with next