shitty-check-please-aus:

• “a few readers thought that Foxtrot would be a lacrosse bro. Definitely not” 
• Latino Whiskey confirmed. How much hockey is there in Arizona?
• Tango is from Jersey, so adjust your mental accents accordingly
• Ford has two older brothers and is from Buffalo! please adjust your high school metas to maybe have her knowing Holster’s sisters or her brothers knowing Holster 
• John Fitzgerald is the most boring name to go along with such a funny nickname. Like, c’mon, they needed to call him Poots. What would they have called him otherwise? Fitz? Boring.
• “he farted during an interview once”
• rest in pieces buddy
• Snowy’s name is Dustin Snow. This sounds like a spy in a mid-2000s movie and I love it.
• there is an official floorplan for Jack’s apartment! he does indeed have in-unit laundry.
• I love them and I love this year of the comic