top whatever number of things greed from fma:b did

greyjoying:

1. when he was like fuck you dad I have friends and a cool fur coat and glasses

2. when he was about to die and took time to insult envy’s fashion choices one last time

3. when ling was like hey cool use my body I guess and greed was like umm…I think you humans are meant to be like…upset about this…..and ling was like cool! don’t care!

4. when greed spent the rest of the day telling people ling was a cool guy

5. when greed did that dumb crouch pose to talk to ed

6. when may chang found shao may and clapped even though he didn’t know who the fuck they were

7. when he gave lings message to ed and ed was like what does it say and greed was like hell if I know. I can’t read.

8. when greed liked to sit on roofs

9. “I don’t want to team up with the full metal alchemist” ling: we should team up with ed. “ok sure”

10. when everyone was fighting and greed just picked up ren and looked unamused

11. when ling was fighting and greed complimented him like in a little speech bubble at the side

12. when greed climbed on a tree for no reason

13. when greed sat on a roof for presumably a whole day for no distinguishable reason

14. when greed was like “I GUESS I can help save the world since there’s time before my next Plan which is definitely real, and I am definitely planning”

15. when greed spent a full five minutes telling injured people not to come fight

16. when greed saved a guy and then yelled at him for almost getting hurt

17. when ling was like “you just want friends” and greed was like “lmao you got me there”

18. when greed was like fuck you dad (the reprise) and floated to heaven