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princessfuckyouknickers:

Friend: Why does Venom always go down on women in fics? I mean, the symbiote’s an alien. Why would he be into that?

Me: Phenethylamine, the hormone which Venom needs to survive, is produced by the bacteria lactobacillus. Which is one of the main components of the vaginal microbiota.

Friend: You can’t be serious.

Me: So Venom going down makes a lot of sense.

Friend: Why are we friends.

#so eddie is trans then yes