puppetmaster55:

phantomrose96:

Anime Villain Organization™ : Young brooding anti-hero™ …you are extremely talented…more talented than any of the heroes. They don’t recognize it. They hold you back. Don’t you feel disillusioned? Aren’t you losing faith in Good™ and realizing that your life-long goal can only be accomplished through Evil™? We can make it come true. Join us.
Young brooding anti-hero™ : …Shit….everything you said is true…I have no choice…to accomplish my goal…I must become Evil™.

Villain Alliance: Young brooding anti-hero™ Kacchan…you are extremely talented…more talented than any of the heroes. They don’t recognize it. They hold you back. Don’t you feel disillusioned? Aren’t you losing faith in Good™ and realizing that your life-long goal can only be accomplished through Evil™?

We can make it come true.

Join us.
Kacchan: Interesting offer. Here’s my response: Fuck yourself with a rake. The sharp end. With the spokes. Shove all the spokes up your asshole. All of them at once. As far as they go. Until they’re poking out your throat and you choke on them and die. Then I’ll kill you again. And then I’ll kill you a third time for good measure. And a fourth time because you had the fucking audacity to kidnap me. I’m angsty not evil you fucking shitstain. 

#kacchan looked the sasuke retrieval arc dead in the eyes and said #i will set your intestines on fire and eat them for breakfast

(keeping your tags for accuracy @thatgirlonstage)