by like third year once everyone’s cooled down and they’re all more or less friends with each other, bakugou has become the Designated Fake Bad Boyfriend. bringing an explosive boy with a reputation for being short-fused and dramatically angry and also a jerk to dinner? a GREAT way to mess with your straight-nagging parents or cover up a secret real relationship. he thinks it’s hilarious watching them try to hide their distaste for their child’s lover when he ignores basic table manners and acts overly terrible, plus he gets a free meal, so it’s a win-win.
waiter: here’s the seafood course
bakugou, taking his feet off the table, still chewing the last course with his mouth open: oh i can’t wait to tear this bitch apart
momo’s mother who has been pushing her daughter to get a boyfriend for the past 3 years: honey perhaps dating isn’t for you
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just moving along like everyone else 