Garrus: Yeah so after you died I messed up my old job, my mom got a terminal illness and I went into a murderous depression spiral where I tried to emulate you but I’m a huge failure so I got all my friends killed and half my face blown off. But enough about me let’s go fight the collectors!!
Shepard: Oh my god are you okay
Garrus: *finger guns*
Shepard: ….Seriously are you oka-
Garrus: *finger guns more aggressively*