what even is my life what I’m a doing with it
THEY TURNED GERUDO DESERT INTO AUSTRALIA AND SHIPPED OFF ALL THEIR CRIMINALS THERE AFTER TAKING DOWN A DARK SKINNED KING GANONDORF HOLY SHIT
The most telling thing though, and I am not sure whether they intended this or not, but the Gerudo are conspicuously not mentioned in Wind Waker. Ganondorf, and Nabooru’s stained glass window, are the only two pieces of evidence they ever existed.
Not to mention, the only thing beneath the sea is Hyrule. According to Daphnes, anyway. Death Mountain isn’t its own thing. the Zora’s domain isn’t its own thing. the Desert isn’t its own thing.
nah man
it’s all Hyrule
Link and Tetra will never know otherwise. Daphnes, even as he destroyed Hyrule itself, made sure that it would always dominate historically. he got to define that Hyrule owned everything before the end.
DON’T LISTEN TO GANONDORF POURING HIS HEART OUT AND NOT KILLING YOU
IT’S A TRICK HE’S EVIL HE’S LULLING YOU INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY
STAB HIM
BURY THE EVIDENCE
NOW BUILD A NEW HYRULE AND SINGS SONGS ABOUT HOW GREAT AND FAIR THE OLD ONE WAS FOR EVERYBODY
*go build a new Hyrule on land that’s already occupied by somebody, colonize
YEAH FUCK THOSE STUPID TRAIN LOOKING MOFOS
ANNEX THE SHIT OUT OF THAT LAND
and remember, hylians are descended from divinity, heirs to the heavens and the Goddess’ providence. Your monarchy is infallibly Good and Divine. You have to protect the land from, uh, demons! Narratives like this have never gone poorly in history. Never.
Omg did I really just boil down my portrayal of Hylians to a negative critique on imperialism
Published
just moving along like everyone else 