more of my bullshit, y’already know what it is.
(also, you might wanna hit up @hockeyplayersasmyfavoritevines because she’s cool and posts stuff like this on the reg)
bruins: it’s a fucking bear!
sabres: chicken nuggets
wings: ymca yungman
panthers: singing woman not allowed on bus
habs: i coulda dropped my croissant!
sens: good evening
bolts: steppin on the beach
leafs: what the FUCK is up, kyle
canes: obi-wan mr. sandman
jackets: dudes turning soft, i stay hard
devils: paper bag over head dance
isles: club jam
nyr: lipstick in your valentino bag
flyers: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN! THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!
pens: blocked and reported
caps: accept yourself, love youself
avs: we all die – you either kill yourself or get killed
stars: two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub
wild: shower time, adderall, a glass of whiskey, and diesel jeans
preds: troy speaks right from the heart
blues: around the world like la la la la la
jets: baby it’s cold
ducks: YOU WANT ME TO COME RIGHT NOW
coyotes: -this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you!
flames: i was in a band
oilers: seinfeld – numb
kings: umbrellas / run
sharks: it is wednesday my dudes
canucks: get fucked, goose
vgk: me and my omelet
also, runner-up vines, because some were too real to leave out:
(the bruins / zdeno chara) (sabres) (wings) (panthers) (the current habs) (sens) (bolts) (leafs) (canes) (jackets) (devils) (isles) (nyr) (flyers) (pens) (caps) (avs) (stars / jaime benn’s voice) (wild) (preds) (blues) (jets) (ducks) (coyotes) (flames) (oilers) (kings) (sharks) (canucks) (vgk)