Aries: The solution is almost always muddy and complicated. Smash shit together until something works.
Taurus: People are good at finding problems but bad at solving them.
Gemini: Never lose your keys again, the stars say to clip your keychain into exposed skin.
Cancer: Death is holding a party and everyone is invited.
Leo: Deadbolt the door, the peaches are coming.
Virgo: Most thoughts are circle shaped. Dont worry too much about it.
Libra: The world is what you make of it and rubble is absolutely and acceptable choice.
Scorpio: This is a higher class of house plant. A Dreadfern.
Ophiuchus: Take a moment and ask yourself: “How can I ask myself questions when I already expect and answer, what is the nature of self knowledge?”
Sagittarius: The hunt is on! No starbucks will escape your horn-blessed gaze.
Capricorn: Be what you were always meant to be. Nothing. Anything is possible.
Aquarius: Use a lantern to light the way.
Pisces: People never expect the unorthodox. Be the knuckleball.
Normal Horoscope:
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just moving along like everyone else 