Reasons why Denny’s doesn’t feel real

dennys:

hipotonix:

• I’m pretty much only there at 2am-3am where there’s only ever 1-3 other people, most of the time there to sober up
• Every time I am there at said time there’s always a cook loudly (but greatly) singing miscellaneous songs
• Their social media person/people
• Any time I pass through their doors I feel as though my soul has left the real world and traveled to a different plane of existence.
• Whenever I go in for a late night meal there’s weird documentaries on (one having a 30 minute explanation of everything wrong with sharknado)
• Seriously, are their social media people okay?
• Half the time when I wake up the next day I wonder if me going to Denny’s was just a weird dream
• Social media people, are you safe? do you need a hug

good reasons