jumpingjacktrash:

roachpatrol:

smallswingshoes:

atheologist:

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“Bad chemicals.” Yikes. 

THE DEVIL’S DOORBELL I’M SCREAMING

brb i gotta ding dong ditch the devil’s doorway

you thought you needed a pentagram, five black candles, and a liter of chicken blood, but all you had to do was hop in the bathroom and jill off a couple times